Angelina, the Tattooed Lady

I heard this on the radio the other week and decided it was missing something - one of my awesome montages!I will be so happy if I NEVER have to look her up on Google Images EVER AGAIN.Lyrics by James Valentine, many thanks for your support!Angelina, AngelinaMs Jolie the tattooed lady She has lips on which you could float But its whats on her skin that's worthy of note Angelina the ink wikipedia Oh Angelina the queen of tattooShe got Billy Bob on her arm when he was itI don't want to say where she's got Brad Pitt Let's hope he's the last 'cos on the next she will sitWears her heart on her skin does AngelinaLala lala la lalal Open a magazine and there she'll beA wonder of pictures and calligraphySo much to read wherever you lookIf you sleep with her, you won't a need a bookWhen she strikes a pose in just the right attitudeThere's all of her children in longitude and latitudeYou'll swoon when you look at her body of knowledgeLearn more in a night than a year spent in collegeLala lalala Oh Angelina, Angelina The colourful Ms Jolie On red carpet robed in silk and satinYou can't see her Sanskrit or her snatch of LatinOh Angelina, AngelinaA wonder of needle and inkFlip her over and you'll be entrancedThere's a tiger and dragon entwined in danceBoth shimmying their way up out of her pantsShe's a circus Angelina From top to toe there's words there for you Why say it in English when you're inscribed in UrduWhen her shoulder is bare you can read old CambodianWhen she dies her skins going to the Smithsonian Lal alal al Oh Angelina, AngelinaMs Jolie the tattooed lady I don't mean to suggest that it's pornographicReally it's more like the national geographicAngelina, AngelinaSo much there to enjoyThere's words on her to provide inspiration'in places where usually there's just perspiratin'She's found a whole new means of mass communicationThat's why we all love Angelina

Channel: People & Blogs
Uploaded: December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm
Author: asemoknyo

Length: 03:59
Rating: 4.12
Views: 117675

Tags: angelina celebrity groucho james jolie lady lydia marx parody radio tattoo tattooed valentine

Video Comments

NJS06 (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

Its a prayer in Khmer, Cambodia's language her oldest sons language, to war off evil spirits and protect her children

alvagingra2 (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

:39 LOLLL

NellyNinja (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

I lol'd.

beccerpyes (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

ur a pervert asopaso07.

ShortznJeaNz (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

lmao i like this song funnylove angie

lovedayangela (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

Aaaahahahahamazing... i'm still laughing..ahahF*cking genius!!

dubberdubs (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

she rocks. brad's a lucky dude.

BillKaulitzisYUMMY (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

doesa it hurt more than a american tat?

asemoknyo (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

You realise this is a parody with no harm intended? Also Angelina is all about peace and probably wouldn't be impressed by your little speech.

asemoknyo (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

Exactly - I figure I have to leave some signature on this video