New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

Fast food giant Yum! Brands believes its new feedbags will make it even easier for Americans to constantly be eating.More coverage at: http://onion.com

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: June 3, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Author: TheOnion

Length: 01:55
Rating: 4.85
Views: 127382

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Video Comments

matenzo (October 11, 2008 at 10:33 am)

I'd rather they provided a hot blond woman to feed me by hand. A bag is so impersonal.

bloodmuffin27 (October 8, 2008 at 10:25 pm)

i would rather not walk around in public, wearing a bag full of gruel haning from my face, thank you...

doubleal (October 6, 2008 at 8:01 pm)

This is some funny shit.

mikeoehl (October 5, 2008 at 7:28 pm)

i actually would not have a problem with a device like that, provided that it kept messes to a minimum.

ValdelisL (October 5, 2008 at 10:09 am)

oh my god, people look like animals eating from bags on head lol like horses

uttersupreme (October 3, 2008 at 6:43 am)

yeah man i'm so sick of wasting my energy lifting my food. this shit is the jumpoff!!

AMason8634 (September 30, 2008 at 6:05 pm)

ohhhhh my goddddd......lmao.....whatever next.

DelendaEstCarthago1 (September 30, 2008 at 5:02 am)

No, this is real. This is an innovative new way to pipe delicious food down my throat without having to work for it. Get with the times, man.

NinjaBunnyPro (September 30, 2008 at 2:59 am)

i mean, it takes the fun out of eating stuff like bbq chicken, sloppy joes (IF they were to do the same with such foods), ribs, etc. now i know theres a bunch of guys that enjoy meat who would rather use their hands when it comes to ribs and chicken. i know im big on ribs and steak.

NinjaBunnyPro (September 30, 2008 at 2:59 am)

this is by far the craziest thing ive ever seen. to be honest, the food doesnt rlly look appetizing when its all put in a blender (sorta reminds me of barf) and plus, strapping a bag to ur face??? i dont rlly see that as a way to multitask nor do i see it as a way to eat fast food in general. id rather use actual utinsels and my hands when i eat. lol.