Marines Vs a Camel Spider
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The spider thrown was already dead, I made this video in Iraq below is the blog post wrote for video (PS Tito, the last spider on the film died and was encased in epoxy and now sits on my shelf)When stress comes calling... I really didn't have a reason to be feeling stress, yes it has been a little busier and we're at the 1/3 mark in the deployment. Too much work and not enough play must have been adding up. So tonight when I walked outside of my office and saw the dead camel spider sitting on the ground. A light bulb blazed to life in my head and I swear I heard a devil giggling in my ear. I had found my outlet. The idea was a hodgepodge of blog posts about camel spiders and how I was always talking about grown Marines screaming like little girls. Tonight I will have proof! So I bent over and picked critter up, pulled my digital camera out of my pocket and started a quest to all of the shops around the squadron. My plan of attack was; I would walk up to people filming and tell them I was making a video to send home about Iraq, ask them their name, how they liked Iraq and what they thought of camel spiders and halfway through that question. I would toss the carcass onto their laps. The numbers that came from the process? Out of 15 subjects tested, 5 did indeed squeal like little girls (one was female though). The squealers as a whole did jump out of their chairs or from where ever they were standing, moving almost faster then the eye could see away from the spider. Two of the subjects started swearing a blue streak and vowing revenge upon my body. One forewarned possible subject saw me approaching his area and started picking at his fingernails with a large knife. I didn't include him in the study.As soon as I can figure out how to make the quicktime movies from my camera into clips I can use in windows movie maker, I'll put the highlight moments together and post them on line. I'm too tired and sated with mischief to work on it tonight. Sigh, I've opened up a can of worms and I'm sure there will be some sort of payback. At least life will be interesting!
Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 11, 2006 at 5:25 pm
Author: dustmans
Length: 01:26
Rating: 4.62
Views: 963054
Tags: box camel doc girl in iraq like little marines screaming spider the
Video Comments
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davil005 (October 12, 2008 at 10:26 pm)
its very simple just press reply...
gail12334 (October 11, 2008 at 7:50 pm)
oh my god that spider scared the shit out fo the marines lol the girl is sooooo hottt i wana go out with her
roonalwazlib (October 11, 2008 at 6:35 am)
Not a nice thing to do that gecko.
LesZao (October 10, 2008 at 3:17 am)
My comment was for ZawmanBut youtubes reply system sucks.
LesZao (October 10, 2008 at 3:15 am)
Good luck man. :DAnd my brother tells me it can get pretty boring down thereSo take some entertainment
LPandNaruto (October 9, 2008 at 2:55 am)
lolnot gay
RickRudesMustache (October 8, 2008 at 5:00 am)
Camel Spiders don't carry venom. Being bitten by one wouldn't feel pleasant but it won't cause any type of numbness or paralysis. A Camel Spider only preys on species smaller than itself, so unless they feel threatened it's unlikely one would bite you. They can't run as fast as Humvees they can't chew off a persons arm and they can't leap 5 feet in the air. These are just rumors soldiers thought up while they were bored :D
Pap3Ad0p0lu2 (October 8, 2008 at 2:18 am)
gay
remadmc (October 7, 2008 at 12:00 pm)
i would serisosly shit my self goddam i hate spiders
LPandNaruto (October 6, 2008 at 3:01 am)
aw poor spiderif it was me in a chair i would back up then slow down and c wat it wasscience it was a dead 1this would b wat i would doi pick up the spider hold him in my handvow revenge for the human tat killed himthen bury himthen talk to the owner of this videoand start giving him a lecture bout nature |