Almost Live - Roscoe's Rug Emporium Featuring Pat Cashman

In this classic skit from the Seattle tv show "Almost Live", Pat Cashman stars as an over enthusiastic salesman trying to get customers to his closing sale. The skit stars off as a normal commercial and quickly escalates into a hilarious collection of metaphors that will have you laughing out loud.More information on Pat Cashman may be found at: http://www.patcashman.comMore information on Almost Live may be found at: http://www.king5.com/promotion...

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: October 6, 2007 at 2:13 am
Author: AbleRoxi

Length: 01:51
Rating: 5.00
Views: 8207

Tags: Almost Cashman commercial Emporium king5 Live Pat Roscoe's Rug Seattle

Video Comments

vidmaker8294 (October 6, 2008 at 10:11 pm)

Part 2:Pat Cashman (as Brawl Announcer): You have All Characters, Arenas, Stickers and Music. No more stuff to unlock. Nothing. That's it! The Game's Over! Done! Bye-Bye! Later! You think there's more? YOU'RE WRONG! (Starts going Crazy) NO MORE CHARACTERS! NOTHING! NO TROPHIES, NO STAGES, NOTHING AT ALL!! THIS IS THE END OF SSB: BRAWL!! THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE!! NOTHING ELSE!!! NADA!!!! NOTHING!!! NOT EVEN A CHALLENGE!!!! IT'S DONE!!!! AND NOW YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR SSB 4!!!!!

vidmaker8294 (October 6, 2008 at 10:05 pm)

I can only imagine this voice in Brawl Now.Pat Cashman: Failure. Complete Failure. Not a Good win in the least. Failed. Bad... Not Good! FAILED! WE SWEAR IT! YOU SUCK! YOU'RE NOT WORTH IT! GET OFF YOUR ASS AND PRACTICE NOW! RIGHT NOW!!! GO TO TRAINING MODE YOU LAZY S.O.B!!!!!

vidmaker8294 (October 6, 2008 at 9:57 pm)

And this video is a real "Success!!" "Your Comedy-Type-Actor and Voice Acting Winner is: Pat Cashman!!!"

jookiyaya (October 5, 2008 at 10:30 pm)

yeah he reminds me of phil hartman too. they seem to have the same kinda swagger. wow.

lightzebra (August 10, 2008 at 3:22 pm)

He is the announcer in Super Smash Bros Brawl.

Ramrodncf (July 16, 2008 at 4:55 pm)

All 3 versions of this skit will be on my DVD Set. I have completed the first of what I think will be 4 or 5 DVD's of my personal favorite Almost Live! skits. These will contain all of the series of Billy Quan, Lame List, High Five'n White Guys, AL Training Films, Bill Nye, Speed Walker, Middle Management Suck-ups, Nature Walk with Chuck, DJ Randy Scott, Worst Girlfriend in the World, Cops and many others non series skits from my 250 shows. These DVD's will run about 4 hours & 15 minutes each.

StrandedVoyager (July 9, 2008 at 7:21 pm)

Oh god this show is hilarious. I was actually just thinking about this exact skit the other day and laughing about it. I think it was because I was playing Smash Bros Brawl. Damn I miss Almost Live and laughing at how awesome Pat Cashman was back in the day. That show shaped my childhood. Anyways thanks for uploading =D

SconeRabbit (July 1, 2008 at 9:31 pm)

LoL

louiev2000 (June 26, 2008 at 5:17 am)

Yeah, Pat cashman was already a legend during Almost Live...John Keister was the brains but the true engine was Pat C.Missed the old Seattle. To think that the "intern" of the show back then Joel is now the host of Talk Soup, and the only member from the orig cast to make it to Hollywood.

longlive289s (June 22, 2008 at 11:43 pm)

i miss pat cashman....he's been trying to make his way back on the radio but......we'll see