SystemTheSecond (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

I remember watching this the first time it was on Jay Leno :(.

lawlrskatz (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

Through daily prayer and worship of the Carlin, I am blessed with his personal knowledge.

sasukeuchiha17x (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

How did you find this out?

cannibalcreep (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

How the hell is that posibil.

lawlrskatz (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

His brain worked differently than ours. He barely felt emotion because the part that was supposed to be there is put into the language part of his brain while keeping the logic part of his brain perfectly healthy, allowing him to do this in 3 minutes with no mistakes.

grafight (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

Amazing!!!"I have a love child who sends me hate mail"Each phrase a comic gem... GENIUS!!

charliebaird13 (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

Brilliant

graham1012 (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

wow

floevera (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

this is some good slam poetry for ya

goku249 (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

wow, you have a tiny shiny spiny grimy slimy hieni whole