phillipzernst (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

interesting...during that time that paul was "on vacation",there were a string of rapes in nearby beach vacation areas of the upper east coast.at that same time paul schaeffer was photographed enjoying a pina colada and staring at a scantily clad young boy playing in the sand.that young boy was later found bound and bleeding from his anus. police say he "smelled like fruit, booze and cum".schafer refuses to comment, other than, "i was in toronto, and besides-it happens all the time".

bodhitaichi (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

ha!

m0hadino (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

insane bustard

AshMonday (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

Um...they say that it in the clip..did you actually watch it?

bodhitaichi (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

Dude, do you really care where Paul was for two weeks back in 1994? Kill yourself!

Aleister77newaccount (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

worst spit take ever...and slow on the beverage music...he got better though

m0hadino (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

Where was Paul this time

30millioncrabs (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

This shit is funny!

Paulbleeker (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

Zevon was brilliant!

Quilbo (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)

yes he's dead