How to Measure Your Penis...Without Cheating!

HBO's Sex Inspector gives a hilarious but insightful lesson on the CORRECT way of measuring your penis.Hi! I'm Michael Alvear, YouTube's new resident shagspert. You can see me on HBO, CBS and NBC giving sex and relationship advice to dateless girls like lonelygirl15, gay guys like williamsledd, hot girls like miaarose, angst-ridden women like Brookers, and whacky dudes like Smosh. In this funny advice series I'll be talking about men, women, flirting, seduction, hooking up, orgasm, low libido, Viagra, erectile dysfunction, affairs, and everything else you can think of. Maybe even guitars and rock bands, who knows? Stay tuned!

Channel: Entertainment
Uploaded: July 8, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Author: MashUps

Length: 02:07
Rating: 4.42
Views: 276331

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Video Comments

ShawnNeil8131 (October 11, 2008 at 7:14 am)

In UR FACE! SMALL 5 INCH DICK RULES! And I am 27!Ladies love it cuz the dick dont hit their cervixes. GO SMALL DICKS!!!!!!!!!

ronaldislegend (October 10, 2008 at 10:30 pm)

im 8 inches, always been that way. in fact i thought 6 was avg. im atheist too, so that makes me perfect to Daniboy.

silvergirl1980 (October 10, 2008 at 6:45 pm)

liar

Cherry0Man (October 9, 2008 at 7:45 am)

I was 7.2" .. but then I gained weight and got down to 6":/... kind of sux!

yoputito (October 9, 2008 at 5:16 am)

well i am 10 inches and counting!!!!

DaniboyBR2 (October 7, 2008 at 3:00 am)

7 inches and atheist, I'm just perfect come on.

darkness1056 (October 5, 2008 at 8:02 am)

same here ^^ high 5 for having 8.5 inch *high 5*

gundriller (October 5, 2008 at 4:57 am)

Am Allowed to brag!HA! in UR FACE!8.5 inches rules! n am 16 damn dat feels gud :D

isc00tz (October 3, 2008 at 7:26 pm)

Instead of teaching people how to measure correctly, try teaching that size doesn't matter and that you shouldn't even bother measuring in the first place.Self-conscious twit.

craiger5 (October 3, 2008 at 5:28 pm)

I'm 7 and I thought that was average, but 5? OMG I would be totally self conscious and afraid to pull it out. If I had 5 I'd have to go to one of those glory holes at the insurrection store so no one would see me! LOL!