Destructoid Music Contest Entry

My entry for the Destructoid contestPlease note that I was going to make a flash animation for this but I've only had 8 hours to make the whole thing in.Also I said "tazaryahoot" instead of tazarthayoot.Also the reason I sound like you're on the phone to me, and I'm rapping to you down the phone is because the only thing I have remotely near to a microphone is a logitech webcam.Here are the lyrics:Verse 1It all started in 2006, Niero & Lackner wanted to get tixTo E3, so that they could see thee,Big 3 in person rather than on the web or the tv,They came up with a gaming blog,To beat the crap outta ya & make ya poo logs,Unlike others that are beaten like a horse that's dead,This one had the power of a robot head,This blog would fill the void,They called it DESTRUCTOID,The first few months it shined with that new glare,Formed the originals like Backflip and Sheir,The next months we saw a big boom,Better servers made for better room,The new year brought even more in,Destructoid grew out of it's own foreskin,Got more press coverage, more workers,Major site upgrades made the whole place beserker,& In the past month, we've had out biggest jump,Alotta of g4 peeps, DToid's getting crunk,We're blasted off and we're always expanding,Never crashing though, it's not time for landing,You can tell Destructoid's the winning bet,If not then GTFO my innernets!Verse 2I'm J U S T I C E,Destructoid's enigma is coded in bb,Atheistium the poster girl & British lady,Also known as the mother of the editor's babies,She's extremely crazy, with the mind of Hard Gay,Her one and only focus is BUKAKE!Puppetpal, the resident arse,Mess up and he'll be sure to ridicule you fast,He'll call you f4g, nub and fail,Those words define Snaileb, err he's a snail,Blindside, the main cblog poster,& Buck Fitches the tipster thrive on computers,Well watch out now you'll see because these two guys have been made official news contributers,Always uprising never ever on a decline,If you're a n00bish d00d then prepare to get d-primed,Phist & GAtomik 2 of the resident artists,Look out for their t-shirts on the market,Gotta go out and kill 70 wolves,The digg community wants our stories pulled, Petal rear squalid on the X360,VirtualGirl with the projects that's pretty,Nameless Ted, he's a rapist,Don't like it? He'll leave ya needing a face lift.Verse 3Electrolemon dtoids black resident,But 2020 the first US black president,Catch him on live playing that bomberman game,He'll R Kelly you with his CHOCOLATE RAIN,I step back from the mic to breathe in,Rev Ant's long articles take much reading,DToid's still in it's infancy, and still teething,Yet paving the way forward and leading,Husky Hog, the pizza loving cameraman,Super Video Editing Husky can!We out the toilet, others get flushed,Tiff the famous lady who made the DToid plush,A guide to recognising your gamers, Monday Mind Teasers all about games,YTMND Thursdays, Art Attack Fridays,Give some of our very own artists fame, Got Eliza & Florian you may remember from Kotaku,Found a better gaming community, it's too hard to,CEmails, cblogs, a forum, vent & stickam chat,DToid must be black because you can't go back,Niero doesn't lie he likes big butts,But name a person here that likes WiiSucks,I heard about some dude called Jim Sterling,Wait a minute.. who the f**k?Like every other forum got a few spammers,How many times has banditoshu faced the banhammer,With a Cat mask and glasses full to the brink,Of Alcohol Ron says look he drinks,Tazarthayoot want's to get with Jade Raymond,Much love to Mexico where we're world famous,Dtoids full of people of different creeds and languagesPacking heat the same way your mum packs sandwiches,On D-Toid there's never nothing to do,The crowd's up in arms like WOOH WOOOOOH!Doing the contest coz I wanna ROCK!Also Cocks!

Channel: People & Blogs
Uploaded: July 25, 2007 at 9:19 pm
Author: JusticeDT

Length: 04:59
Rating: N/A
Views: 13263

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