The Jesus Hand Job.

http://www.yourreligionsucks.n... wrote an article on my site asking the very important question, how many apostles can fuck Jesus at one time. It's all hypothetical of course, because the people in question probably did not exist.

Channel: Education
Uploaded: June 23, 2008 at 10:15 am
Author: CapnOAwesome

Length: 01:38
Rating: 3.82
Views: 15833

Tags: hand Jesus job

Video Comments

surewoodjack (September 6, 2008 at 2:15 pm)

I keep watching this over and over, and it never fails to make me laugh! Love your blasphemy, man!

liamgyu (September 6, 2008 at 11:34 am)

oh no were all going to imageination land where we will be roasted over the imageinary fires

liamgyu (September 6, 2008 at 11:32 am)

talk to the stigmata cos the face aint listening!

gagolplap (September 6, 2008 at 4:35 am)

This made me hawt... I'd do him in the hands and feet and side until it dripped water and blood and...another bodily fluid (a little biblical reference for the buy-bull-thumpers out there).I would pork that jew. I'd pork him hard.

xtacularx (September 2, 2008 at 9:22 am)

lets go FUCK jesus HANS! lulz!

sacrebleu78 (September 1, 2008 at 12:13 pm)

Lol, well if Jesus were actually nailed to a cross I guess it's possible, but evidence shows that in crucifitions the hands were most likely tied to the cross, so he wouldn't have any stigmata & this wouldn't be possible... I'm just saying..

tuxedage (September 1, 2008 at 7:59 am)

I am not a christian but I still think you ARE insensitive to those funny people claiming about their Gods. They might start some kind of funny riot or something , and thus PEACE is Important.Ps; I am a Satanist

guneetsaini36 (August 30, 2008 at 12:36 am)

jesus sucks my balls

Moabitrocks (August 28, 2008 at 2:29 pm)

and there i fuck jesus ass...the hand is to used already:)

12931511 (August 27, 2008 at 10:06 pm)

evryone who thinks this is funny can go to hell,which you most likely will if you find this crap amusing.